Heaven is; having the Italian designing your cloths and the Germans building your cars.  It's having the French as your chef and the Swiss as your lawyer. It's having the British in charge of your police force and the Americans in charge of your army.


Hell is; the Swiss designing your cloths and the Americans building your cars. It's having the British preparing your food and the Italians for a lawyer. It's having the French in charge of your army and the Germans in charge of your police force.